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It Starts - Keystyle Battle 2009

As Mark pointed out in his first keystlye post, this is an open collective challenge to get in on...

An Extremely Short Story

Written in English class. “What? Are you the leader of the anti-repetition league?”...

And oh how beautiful it is. radiopantsdance: The Beauty...

Revenge Is Sweet

kevinbauer: sometimes revenge comes in the mail. Even if it is the lamest idea in the world.

Austin, Terry, and Brady Review Food...

Featuring Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen topic of discussion!
Brady: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvOPze5Wsq0. I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER! CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER! CHUNKY PEANUT BUTTER TOO!
Terry: I DIG IT THE MOST EARLY IN THE MORNING WHEN I SPREAD IT ON TOAST. Man, this is such a JAM. I fucking LOVE that zany bassist. Also, "No cholesterol!". Is that guitarist hitting that whammy bar very hard at 2.05? Is he putting out mass amounts of whammy very much? Does MK flirt with a running man/cabbage patch move but think better of it?
Terry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS7M2MoqkxY. They take the rock into the crowd! Now I know where Arcade Fire got it from. Some issues I have with the song: What accent are they going for in the 1-2-1-2-3-4 section? Count Chocula? And they really need to commit to either creamy or chunky. I like both too, but everyone knows you are either a creamy person or a chunky person, you CANNOT be both.
Brady: I realize now I'd be an awful Facebook friend of theirs, because I'd just end up posting these videos on their walls.
Austin: Everyone's smiling pierce my soul.
Austin: piercing. smiles. everyone. mine sole.
Austin: Also! "Brother for Sale" video: WHAT
Why is like a carnival the depicted thing. That video is too confusing for me to get it. And the sign bouncing is too trippy.
Austin: Not to overtake this status but I think this is the best song/video, if maybe only for the baseball section. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHhFNZKiwGw&feature=related
Terry: I like that one because it basically says "One of them is cool and the other one kinda sucks, even though they look alike"
Terry: Hypothesis: MK&A song quality is inversely proportional to their distance from puberty. Expect a great album from them in a couple years.
Brady: I honestly think this is true. Can you imagine how good their records will be once they aren't cute toddlers, but cute old women? I hope they sing about dentures. That would be silly!
Brady: I will also take my stand as a creamy peanut butter man.
Austin: Oooh a bold move. I think I'm going to stake claims in chunky, myself.
Terry: CREAMY TIEBREAKER
Austin: Okay why creamy? Chunky has the extra crunch that makes it like substantive, whereas creamy feels too boring, and we all know how I feel about boring. STRONGLY
Brady: Chunky is unsettling for me. It's like "Oh man there's shit in my peanut butter!" I could be biased simply because I grew up with creamy, specifically JIF. I'm convinced that this particular brand/type will forever hold my allegiance.
Terry: I agree with Brady. Chunky is a little too gravelly sometimes. Also, actual butter has no chunks in it, so I feel like creamy is a more accurate use of the term. Chunky Peanut Butter is an oxymoron.
Austin: You guys never lived on a farm, have you? All you have there is chunky butter. But I digress. It's not supposed to be a peanut version of butter; it's its own entity. It's like dogs and hot dogs. Or either tarts or pop and Pop Tarts. You can't discount something based on nominative reasons.
Terry: It's not nominal, it's substantive. Listen, creamy butter is more like butter butter, I don't care what you call it. I am all about spreadability and smoothness, and chunky is flawed when it comes to those qualities. Let's just all find something we can agree on: I am out of school and you guys are not, this is win for me and fail for you.
Brady: Yes. We can agree on that.
Austin: You claim that chunky TRIES to be spreadable and smooth - it does not. Creamy is flawed when it comes to texture and taste. I AM NOT CAPABLE OF AGREEING.
Terry: creamy peanut butter*, not creamy butter, that's silly
Austin: I just got back from lunch and had creamy butter to suit your whims. I was right, it turns out - without chunks, peanut butter feels like a waste of time because you can't even tell you're eating it. I will gladly eat a spoonful of creamy butter straight from the jar, but as a topping, no siree.
Brady: Austin, Terry, and Brady vote on food types, Episode 1.
Creamy Peanut Butter - 2
Chunky Peanut Butter - 1
Austin: Okay, for episode 2, I will go eat and be back with another dual food.

The Appleseed Cast Coming to Columbus!

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Sometimes, the internet gets it right.

CuDi's the Kid, man. This is why he's the...

This Makes Me Sad. You All Know Why.

I thought of doing this 3 years ago :/.  I really should cash in on some of these ideas...

Awwww Yeah: Bucket Overhaul

Hey guess what?  Bucket doesn’t look like shit anymore!  I fixed it, thanks in part to this...

I Really Need To Fix This Craving I Have

Ian.  Marathon Zelda Sitting.  Now.