Alarm Clocks: Paradox
See that rhyming? Perfect Timing? *cough* Here’s something that has sort of troubled me for...
Aug 28th
Proof: People Will Always Find a Way To...
Sure, sometimes albums are released without a leak. But most of the time, these albums are...
Aug 25th
Watch
Pogo - Alice
I’ve been listening to this since April or so and I’ve come to this...
Aug 23rd
Peep This Sweet Blog
My buddy Austin just started a brand new blog called “A Moustache in Japan,” and I think...
Aug 22nd
A Man's Gotta Do What A Man's Gotta Do
Nowadays, I feel as if evil geniuses are being cut off too soon. Take the case of John Chadwick...
Aug 19th
Lick My Jesus is sort of back.
SORT OF For those of you who don’t know, lick my jesus was a comic strip made by a bunch of...
Aug 18th
I Could Never Drive In NYC
I’m not a bad driver. I’d like to think I’m a good driver. But I’m not a...
Aug 17th
Sources Say Bucket Reached 1000 Hits...
Who the fuck are you people? Who is reading this blog? Sure I know a few of you, but 1,000 hits?...
Aug 16th
Top 6 Jokes From NYC That Are the...
It’s amazing what free beer will do to a bunch of improvisers who love shitty jokes. 6. How...
Aug 15th
I Got Signed Roughly 114 Times
Apologies to all (4 (thanks mom and 3 friends) of) my faithful readers for my recent hiatus. If you...
Aug 14th
I Should've Won the Rock Contest, Dad.
My brother just got home from a sort of pre-orientation thing for transfer students to OSU. It was...
Aug 4th
I'm lactose intolerant.
Not in the traditional sense or anything. I just don’t put up with any of its shit.
Aug 2nd