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Best Songs of 2008: 5-1

5. Balmorhea - Baleen Morning This is one of the songs that I used for my...

Best Songs of 2008: 10-6

10. Portishead - Machine Gun An aptly named song, “Machine Gun” immediately...

Best Songs of 2008: 15-11

15. Cut Copy - Hearts On Fire This is probably the dance track of the year.  Cut...

Best Songs of 2008: 20-16

20. Scarlett Johansson - Falling Down A lot of you may be asking yourself one question right...

Best Songs of 2008: 25-21

25. Beyoncé - Single Ladies I don’t think I know anyone that dislikes this song....

A Break From Lists For A Christmas Gift:...

I made this for a Secret Santa exchange last year.  I may or may not want to write the rest of the...

Albums I Wish I Could Have Devoted More...

These are the albums that won’t appear on my top 25 or honorable mentions lists simply because...

Best Of Best Of Lists

The end of the year is saturated with Best Of Lists, and I like to take a look at as many as I can....

What's Exciting in 2009?/My Most...

What’s Exciting in 2009? Cleveland Maybe I’m just being a hometown fanboy here, but...

The Worst Things To Happen to Music in...

Autotuner I really wish hip-hop would stay away from this, for the most part.  I’m okay with...

Time To Recap 2008 Music

Alright, I do this every year, but this year I have a better venue for it than Facebook notes....

The Tragedy of Thumbulimia

Brady: the good news: i had a half day at work! the bad news: i cut a chunk out of my thumb and had to go to the hospital!
Lindsey: oh my god!!!!
brady!!!!!!
oh my god!! how much??
of your thumb?
did they have to sew something?
Brady: nope
there wasn't enough skin to sew over
sorry to be gross
they applied this foam thing
that's supposed to act as an artificial scab
and wrapped it
Lindsey: wow!
no its interesting
Brady: BUT THE IMPORTANT PART OF THE STORY IS THAT EVERYTHING WENT WRONG AND THEY HAD TO AMPUTATE
MY ARM
IT WAS A HUGE MISTAKE
Lindsey: which arm
WHICH FUCKING ARM!??!?!
THIS IS FUCKING IMPROTANT ANSWER ME DAMMIT
Brady: THE UPPER HALF OF THE LEFT ARM AND THE LOWER HALF OF THE RIGHT ARM
IN TOTAL ONE ARM
Lindsey: SON OF A BITCH!!!!
FUCK AND SHIT!~
Brady: I KNOW
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
WHEN I WAS LIKE
CAN YOU STILL LOVE ME?
Lindsey: oh god!
ohhhh GODDD!!!!
Brady: I AM THE SADDEST I HAVE EVER BEEN
Lindsey: im so sorry
but you cant do improv without an arm!!!
especially the upper arm
Brady: I ALMOST WANT TO JUST CUT OFF PART OF MY THUMB AND RELEASE ALL THIS PAIN
NOOOOOOOOO!
Lindsey: DO IT
DO IT
DO IT
Brady: WHYYYYYYYY?
Lindsey: CUT IT OFF
THATS NOT IMPORTANT!
RELEASE YOUR PAIN
Brady: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE
CERTAINLY NOT MY OTHER ARM
FOR IT IS NO LONGER THERE
OH WOE IS ME AND MINE APPENDAGES
Lindsey: OHHH A SUITOR YOU SHALL NEVER FIND
FOR YOU ARE LAME
Brady: IN TWO SENSES OF THE WORD
AND IN SENSES I AM MERELY FOUR NOW
HOW CAN I FEEL!?!??!
I CANST NOT
Lindsey: YOU CANST!
WINTER APPROACHES AND THE COLD RUSHES ALONGSIDE ITS NASTY BLOWS, KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOURSELF
Brady: I FEEL NOTHING
I AM NOTHING
SO NOTHING SHALL BECOME OF ME
Lindsey: OH WOE IS US!
Brady: TUT, SWIFT DAGGER
INTO MINE GOOD THUMB
AND THUS
I DIE
Lindsey: ...
mine only friend
with whom i could speak in all yells with
doth lay before me
bleeding, but still alive
i cannot stand his peril any longer
Brady: FUCK
THIS FUCKING HURTS
ooooooooh
Lindsey: TO MY HEART BLADE! SLAY IT AND ALL OF ITS LOVE shhh mercratio, im killing myself, I DIE AS WELL!!
Brady: alas
mine only friend
dies before me
for she doth execute a fatal blow
and i, poor me, doth bleed out
slowly
Lindsey: mine lung...i hit mine lung
Brady: ALAS
THE BREATH OF LIFE BE NOT UPON YOU
QUICK, DRINK THIS POTION WITH ME
WE SHALL PERISH SHORTLY
Lindsey: AYE
YOU MUST POUR IT INTO MY WOUND
MINE MOUTH FILLS WITH BLOOD
I DO NOT WISH TO SWALLOW BLOOD
THE TASTE OF IRON IS UNPLEASANT
Brady: I POUR THIS UNHOLY PRESCRIPTION INTO THINE WOUND AND INTO MINE
AND THUS I READEST THE LABEL
IPECAC THE SYMBOLS READ
AND I REGRET MY FULSOME DEED.
Lindsey: SCEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Brady: yes, scene.

Brady Goes to the Hospital!

Yesterday I had to work from 9am to 5pm.  It was a full day shift, though we’d probably serve...

So Much in So Little: A Series of IMs

Joel: hey you
Joel: you guy you
Brady: ey guy
Joel: heyyyy
Brady: hey guy

Winter Break Goals

There’s a lot of time to use.  Should I use it wisely?  And what is wisely used time?...

Why would no one tell me this?

In my sidebar description it said “impovised” rather than “improvised.”...

The Top 8 Things I Learned from the UCB...

1.  The Melon Heads are out there, very near to my home, and they will attack. 2.  Sandwiches are...

Guest Mixtape: When I Get To Heaven o/r...

You may remember me talking about this the last time I posted a mixtape.  My friend David made this...

Keystyle: Post-Video, Pre-Astronomy Test

This morning, I decided to kick out a keystyle for my away message.  Straight off the dome,...